Tough Guys R US

So a sperm donor and a cum dumpster were arrested on Friday, 04/01/11, for assaulting a 73-year-old school crossing guard in Lansing, MI. These walking billboards for forced sterilization ill-conceived a child who was in a fight Wednesday at Lyons Elementary School in Lansing. The kid is seven, and fought with another first grader. No big deal, right? Kids will occasionally scrap, adults step in, and the situation gets managed. In NightmareParentVille, though, it gets fucked up pretty quickly.

These "parents" drove their unfortunate spawn to school the next morning and encouraged him to get out of the car and beat down the kid he had fought on Wednesday. Being a chip off the old retarded block, the budding young sociopath did just that, knocking the other kid down and whaling on him. The school crossing guard, James Thompson, did what a grown-up is supposed to in that situation, and intervened to stop the fight. At that point, the stars of this sad drama, Darrell Livingston and Shareka McKinney, proceeded to boil out of the car and break a piece off for the people. Punk bitch Livingston punched the 73-year-old school employee in the face, and continued to beat him as he fell. McKinney, a dumb slut by trade, also punched Thompson in the back of the head. The two DNA time bombs then hustled their kid back into the car and fled the scene ("fled the scene:" not exactly a phrase associated with effective parenting). Thompson is ok, with only a chipped tooth for his trouble. The other kid was ok too, as most combatants in 7-year-old fisticuffs generally are. Livingston's and McKinney's offspring is, of course, royally fucked by both nature and nurture. I mean, bad genetics AND parents who clearly have no idea how to operate in society? Poor kid stands zero chance, and that sucks, horribly.

In addition to facing charges of assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, I really feel like Livingston should be charged with being a complete and total pussy. I mean, a 73-year-old? Really? If you're going to represent, please at least try not to be such a punk ass that you enlist your fugly lady for help against the geriatric set. Damn wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas...

much peace,