Thursday, November 17, 2011

I Hate Cat Owners

...and keep your damn cats inside. I understand you're socially retarded and need a substitute for actual human relationships, but you're an inconsiderate asshole for letting your cats run around and crap in your neighbors' yards, sandboxes, etc. I hope you and your cats get hit by cars, struck by lightning, afflicted with chronic wasting disease, eaten by fire ants, etc., etc., ad nauseum. I hate you.

much peace,

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